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Alright, let’s get real. Protein bars have a… reputation. They’re either dry, chalky, sugar bombs pretending to be healthy, or mysterious chewy things that make you question your life choices with every bite. And yet, somewhere in the middle of the chaos, we all want something that actually works. Something that tastes like you’re treating yourself without your body throwing a tantrum. Enter Five Plus Protein, the LAST bars, and a little bit of culinary wizardry that will make your snack time feel like a tiny celebration.

Founded by Joel Montesano in May 2023, Five Plus Protein was born out of frustration. Joel—a Navy vet, martial arts instructor, lifelong fitness nut, and protein enthusiast since the 90s—looked at the protein bar landscape and thought, “Nope. This is unacceptable.” Most bars were sneaky sugar bombs, full of inflammatory ingredients, and digestive nightmares. So he said, “I’ll make my own.” Fast forward, and here we are with a lineup that doesn’t just nourish—you actually want to eat it.

And let’s be clear: these bars aren’t just healthy—they have personality. They are plant-powered, vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO, and high in fiber. But they also have that elusive ingredient that makes a bar memorable: they taste amazing. Smooth, indulgent, and satisfying. You can eat one and actually enjoy it instead of regretting your snack choices like you might with other bars.

Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip LAST Bar: The Smooth Criminal of Snacks

Imagine a protein bar that whispers sweet nothings to your taste buds while simultaneously flexing its nutritional muscle. That’s the Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip LAST Bar. It’s like the bar version of a cozy hug, only better because it comes packed with pea protein, all-natural peanut butter, fiber, MCT oil, and a blend of stevia and monk fruit to keep things sweet but guilt-free.

Then, the chocolate chips arrive like little flavor fireworks—delightful crunches that feel indulgent without sabotaging your health. And the secret sauce? Cacao, cinnamon, and turmeric, for anti-inflammatory benefits that sneak in like undercover wellness agents. You’re getting nutrition and deliciousness in one bite—no compromises, no regrets.

This bar is designed to feel indulgent and luxurious while supporting your body. It’s smooth, creamy, and melts in your mouth instead of sticking to your teeth like a cardboard mishap. Even better, it won’t leave you bloated or regretting your life choices. Digestibility is king here, and peanut butter lovers rejoice: this bar is a dream come true.

Whether you’re fueling up before a workout, sneaking a snack during your lunch break, or just need a little mid-afternoon pick-me-up, this bar has your back. It’s protein, fiber, anti-inflammatory magic, and pure mouth-pleasure all rolled into one.


Café Mocha Latte LAST Bar: A Caffeine-Infused Hug

Okay coffee lovers, this one’s for you. Imagine your favorite café latte got cozy with a protein bar. That’s the Café Mocha Latte LAST Bar. It’s rich, it’s bold, it’s the kind of bar that makes you think, “Yes, I deserve this,” and then delivers on that promise.

This bar combines pea protein and almond protein for a protein punch, cashew butter for creamy smoothness, cocoa powder, cacao nibs, and coffee fruit extract for flavor and a caffeine kick. How much caffeine? About a cup of coffee. So yes, it’s the perfect mid-morning or pre-workout companion without needing to queue up at your local coffee shop.

And just like its peanut-buttery sibling, this bar is sweetened naturally with stevia and monk fruit, contains fiber to keep digestion happy, and features anti-inflammatory ingredients like cinnamon, turmeric, and cacao. It’s vegan, gluten-free, and designed to be delicious with a smooth texture you’ll want to savor.

This bar is basically a portable latte that doubles as a protein powerhouse. Feeling sleepy at your desk? Pop one. Running to the gym? Take one. Road trip? It’s your trusty, tasty co-pilot. It’s energy, flavor, and wellness in a neat little rectangle.


The Secret: Why Five Plus Protein Bars Work

What makes these bars stand out from the crowded, often disappointing protein bar aisle? It’s the combination of science, experience, and a dash of creativity. Joel’s 25 years of experience in sales and marketing, his Navy background, and his lifelong fitness obsession merge with Bridget Grover’s clinical expertise and personal training knowledge, plus Lynda Montesano’s health journey and design instincts. Together, they’ve created something that doesn’t just nourish—it delights.

Bridget’s medical background ensures that the ingredients are gentle on digestion and effective at supporting protein needs. Lynda’s experience with Lupus informs the anti-inflammatory, easy-to-digest design. Joel’s fitness know-how ensures every bar meets the needs of real people living real lives: workouts, office hours, road trips, and everything in between.

Taste Is the Non-Negotiable

Here’s the thing: healthy bars often taste like cardboard. No one wants that. So Five Plus Protein worked with the food scientists at YouBar in Southern California to craft bars that are smooth, indulgent, and flavorful. You get a bar that’s not just good for you but feels good to eat. That’s the magic.

The Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip bar is creamy and satisfying. The chocolate chips provide little bursts of joy. The Café Mocha Latte bar is rich, bold, and slightly crunchy thanks to cacao nibs. Both bars have anti-inflammatory heroes hiding in plain sight: turmeric, cinnamon, and cacao. You’re eating for flavor, for function, and for wellness, all at once.

The Mission: Snacks That Actually Care About You

At the heart of Five Plus Protein is a mission to redefine what protein bars can be. This isn’t just about protein or fiber—it’s about taking a holistic approach to wellness. The bars are non-GMO, vegan, gluten-free, free of added sugar, and packed with anti-inflammatory ingredients.

Joel, Bridget, and Lynda are clear about one thing: food is powerful. It can heal, energize, and protect. These bars are a manifestation of that philosophy. They support your body, respect your digestion, and satisfy your cravings without compromise. Eating a Five Plus Protein bar is a little act of self-care. It’s a reminder that you can nourish your body while enjoying every bite.

Who Will Love These Bars?

Pretty much anyone who eats protein bars but has suffered through disappointment, bloating, sugar crashes, or unpleasant textures will find these bars a revelation. Fitness enthusiasts, busy professionals, students, travelers, and health-conscious snackers will all find a friend in Five Plus Protein.

Peanut butter fans will swoon over the Chocolate Chip bar. Coffee aficionados will fall for the Café Mocha Latte bar. Anyone looking for a smooth, indulgent, protein-packed snack will be delighted. They’re portable, functional, and delicious, making them perfect for any scenario: before the gym, after the meeting marathon, on a hike, or in the middle of a hectic workday.

A Fun Twist: Snacks That Actually Taste Like Joy

Let’s pause for a moment to appreciate something important. Eating should be joyful. Snacks should be fun. Five Plus Protein bars bring a little bit of whimsy to wellness. Every bite of the Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip bar is like a tiny celebration—a smooth, chocolate-studded, nut-buttery festival in your mouth. Every bite of the Café Mocha Latte bar is like a cozy coffee shop hug.

It’s rare that something so health-focused also feels indulgent. These bars don’t make you compromise taste for nutrition. They don’t make you compromise energy for flavor. They don’t make you choose between wellness and enjoyment. That’s a party worth celebrating.

The Takeaway: Why You Need These Bars in Your Life

Five Plus Protein LAST bars aren’t just snacks—they’re an experience. They solve problems most people didn’t even realize protein bars had: sugar spikes, digestive issues, blandness, and inflammation. And they do it with style, creativity, and flavor.

Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip is creamy, comforting, and satisfying. Café Mocha Latte is bold, energizing, and coffee-infused. Both deliver plant-based protein, fiber, anti-inflammatory ingredients, and taste that makes you forget it’s “healthy.”

With Five Plus Protein, Joel, Bridget, and Lynda have cracked the code. They’ve made protein bars that are delicious, functional, and thoughtfully crafted. They’re bars that support your wellness journey, one bite at a time.

So if you’ve been wandering the protein bar aisle, unsure what to pick, let this be your guide: choose bars that respect your body, delight your taste buds, and support your health. Choose Five Plus Protein LAST bars. Choose joy, flavor, and functionality. Choose indulgence that doesn’t compromise.

Because at the end of the day, you deserve snacks that make you feel good inside and out. Peanut butter, chocolate, coffee, cacao, turmeric, cinnamon, fiber, and plant-based protein—Five Plus Protein has all that and more.

It’s time to snack smart, snack joyfully, and snack like your wellness depends on it. Which, frankly, it does. And with the Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip and Café Mocha Latte LAST bars, you’re not just snacking—you’re leveling up your health game with flair, fun, and a little bit of magic.

 


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